My Englisch is not the yellow from the egg!

So let's drink it out quickly!

@BierJunge

„Cast to go“ sounds not amusing.

Guess what it means …

Cast [of beer] to go ;)

@BierJunge
No, leider it is not so amusing.

You, with a broken leg, see the doctor - then "cast to go" wird wirksam - rapidly you go away with a broken leg.

Brokenleck

Heaven, ass and tosew

altesgemäuer schrieb:tosew

No, sewing is not ongesaid for a broken leg! Cast to Go is a better option and the almost latest cry in medicine. 😆

My head is exploding. And i am going on Zahnfleisch.. 😫
The Monthlyscheiße... can someone take over?

Stay mal on the ground. Nothing is as hot as it has been cooked.

It is not good for you to go gleich in the air.

zaramanda schrieb:My head is exploding

Some fresh water may cool the system down. 😎

Füchschen schrieb:down

That nennt man downschluck.

@altesgemäuer
Yes, water downschlucking often helps or you can wash your head with cool water 👍

Ich habe mal in meinen uralten Beiträgen gegraben und das hier wiedergefunden:

My brother speaked to me he buyed GTA V. I did not verstand what he meant. So I questioned him what GTA V is. He telled me it is a video game. Then me went a light open. He said to me the play costs 50€. Then said I "50€? I think i spider! That's very expensive."

OK folks, now you think I have a meat ball on the cheek because of my lousy english. So I say to you: I was sleeping very well in my quietschy bed frame. This was just a bizare dream I had. Then the shit was zusammengekracht, my dream was ended and that's why I hope that you not happens and that my English better will.
BTW, I become GTA V to christmas.

That's the history I have erlived today.

Könnte man statt "Fahrt fort!" auch "Fart Ford" sagen?

The Ford‘s fart should be discontinued.

Whythough heisst Plumpudding eggentlich Plumpudding? Sind doch noch plums added, or?

Are @Wunderfitzchen and @Wonderwok a englisch and a german wonderweibchen?

Or umgekehrt?

I wanted to sleep very well
in my Kingsized-Bettgestell.
But so an ugly Froggesell,
want‘s coming in my bed - oh hell!

I put him on the wall, with Power!
So that the frog was mached lower.
But he transforms – i staunt not schlecht:
In "This Ole House" – That’s not gerecht!

Wunderfitzchen schrieb:I wanted to sleep very well
in my Kingsized-Bettgestell.
But so an ugly Froggesell,
want‘s coming in my bed - oh hell!

I put him on the wall, with Power!
So that the frog was mached lower.
But he transforms – i staunt not schlecht:
In "This Ole House" – That’s not gerecht!

Wow. Me verhit it the speech.
That Fitz is not a verschrumpelt peach!
She (or he) jongliers with words geschickt,
think selber, she is a Prinzessin and nickt
thiemly wohlgefallyg
Is she in the head noch ganz hellig?
Yes, she is, I must togive
but she love homelich the kröt with pfiff!

Please accept that i’m a very nice princess.
And call me from now on: „Her Royal Higness“ -

Than I’ll do also accept Your living as a Frog
In this skin of a naked Flying-Dog.

Spoiler

Otherwise 😏 – i could peel off - and make me a handbag of this skin...🤩