My Englisch is not the yellow from the egg!

@Cardinal

Spätzle-Bruderschaft? Da hätten wir schlechte Karten gegen die Spätzle-Connection und alle Amigos.

I am there! :)

@Cardinal
i think, so i am!

You can say you to me. :D

i make on whole fat trousers :)

Human being Meier!

There becomes the dog in the pan crazy.

A Hotdog? @Joghurtbecher

I must have a new shitwing (Kotflügel)!

Hör Mädschesti, se kwien

oh Jesus...
I think I spider ...

Spiderman, der spinnt der Mann :) @Cherymoya

ach Ja ?!? @Cardinal :D
Lass uns mal nicht päpstlicher sein als der Papst ...

Let us not be popeisher than the pope ...

I will frouw you in the gulli and you wiill neva com back to the tageslicht again

I take you on the corn

Mai Inglisch känn nott bie anderstud, batt bie ritten... :D

Black and white (very funny)
von Armin Eichholz

There stay I old black man and sing
and nobody let what for me spring.
Total groggy, I can me not more out.
All is now plem-plem, no doubt,
and overall is abgegrast,
by me is now Mathei on last.

It must once said be:
This pi-pa-po hangs me
meterlong to the mouth raus!

You behandle me as the last dreck:
As hample-man of society,
as political hans-wurst,
as complet idiot,
as religious mama-kindl and
as social soup-kasper!

Always the Black
are the beshittened!
And the gelackmeiered!

But it is not yet all days evening
and I let me no longer on the nose rumfuer!
The white Doofes can me stolen be!
They should them what shame!
I shall them what whistle, shall I !
They give on like ten naked negroes
and speak egalweg from socialism,
but when it on their money goes –
then will nobody what know.
Also nothing behind!
Shitt an boom!

Know you, what yesterday
a white man in uniform
to my wife said?
„Na, how were it with us, little pupe?“
said he!
I think I hear not right!
Stell you so what for!
That call I a thing, call I !

It must a pleasure be,
them all teeth singular to break
and them then in the grass bite let!
Heavenmastergodsacramentcrossdeviloncemore!
With our-one can they it make ? – Thinkste!
But they have themselves burned!
They can me cross-wise!
This social bluff make I no longer with.
I will pinke-pinke see –
or it passiers what ...

And so I rate you in good:
When you see how a black man sing
go not foreby, and let what spring!

velkamm tu sä ärpord ledüs änd schentlmehn

blies dound liew juhr bäägidsch unädändid

@poet
@martian777
:)