My Englisch is not the yellow from the egg!

Good joke, oldwall 👍

Just like "little penis is not bad".

Two noses or three ears are zumindest unusual.

Consider, outward appearances do not makeup the essence of a thing, pling.

Funny Strickjack!

The historie behind the story "Dick sein ist nicht slim!" or "Dick's his is not schlimm" is:

Such an unschlimmer dick from Dick is just very soft, a softie indeed. Yes, willie will nich. Willy nilly. And that's not schlim! Don't worry be happy!

Funny Dick! Funny Richard!

altesgemäuer schrieb:Funny Strickjack!

LOL

I didn't get breakfast today . . . Ich bekam heute keinen Schnellbrecher

lets play "happy birthday" on a wing

Happy Birthday, by Beethoven? Bach? Mozart? - Nicole Pesce on piano

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I'm schwitzing.

altesgemäuer schrieb:I'm schwitzing.

Stand you in the rain and wait.

Bundesferkel schrieb:Stand you in the rain and wait.

I can go in my keller and watershipping. 😢

I took him on a shovel

He stepped on soap

I am oiling.

There is much son of a bitch (viel Sonne am Strand).

A Schluck Eiscoffee vor a Kingreich.

How man makes it, man makes it wrong.

It's raining rain! He is the best after so much monkey heat!

@Füchschen

Please send some rain over here. The plants could use him.

Is this a deerbeetle?

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nairobi schrieb:Please send some rain over here. The plants could use him.

It's such pity that I am not the best rainmaker! But my Little Fox nose smells rain in the air and my whiskers know: the rain clouds are getting to you over there sooner or later. Sometimes rain clouds are lazy fellows. They not pay attention to my rainmaking arts.

altesgemäuer schrieb:Is this a deerbeetle?

Yes, it shines to be a deerbeetle. But three legs are away and the deerbeetle looks so dead on your breakfast plate. Are you keeping a strong diet and three legs are your breakfast? Or is the whole beetle a starter for the day? To which wilderness took you your horse of many shapes?

Füchschen schrieb:the deerbeetle looks so dead on your breakfast plate.

The poor guy was almost dried out on the parking lot. He was still moving. So, I put some water with honey on a dessert plate. Just now, he started to crawl again.

Whots abaut de last örskwäk?