My Englisch is not the yellow from the egg!

At end of may is Holy Spirit Blowout.

One bloody steak, please!

Third time is a charm :D

I think, a monkey bites me.

Where wood is chopped, splinters must fall.

altesgemäuer schrieb am 19.05.2023:At end of may is Holy Spirit Blowout.

Blowout: What mean you therewith?

It's doch totally clear: a spiritual explosion. 😎
@Füchschen

@altesgemäuer
Explosion? Must we there not be frightened? What do you when the explosion is there? I mean the explosion is overtomorrow! Have we time to bereiten us vor?

Yeah, today is Happykadaverday.

@FlamingO has become a verwarning. Thats not good, it is schon the third mal.

altesgemäuer schrieb:Yeah, today is Happykadaverday.

Oh, you are a bavarian wall!

Bundesferkel schrieb:Oh, you are a bavarian wall!

I'm nur a catholic wall 😆

Once upon a time der was an old Catholic church wall, who had witnessed many masses, prayers, and processions in its life. She had seen so many pilgrims and visitors throughout her life that she sometimes felt like a tourist attraction.

One day, the wall decided that she had enough of her role as a silent observer. She wanted to experience something different than just monotonously watching people. So, she decided to go on an adventure.
One morning, while the priest was still in a deep slumber, the wall couldn't resist the temptation and started to vibrate and shake within her masonry. The unthinkable happened – the old stones began to jump out of their joints. The wall had decided to leave and explore the world!

Over the streets and through the meadows, she roamed, always hungry for new experiences. She visited the farmers, the fishermen, and the carpenters and discovered many new things. One day, she came across a farm and stopped there to rest. The farmers, however, were not thrilled to have a talking wall on their property.

The wall was oblivious to this and thought she could just continue as before. The farmers, however, found it anything but funny and decided to take her back to the church.

Once she returned, the wall suddenly didn't feel like moving anymore. She had had enough adventures and was happy to be back in her old place. From now on, she listened to the mass and the priest's sermons, but she knew that she could set out on new adventures at any time.

And so, the old Catholic church wall remains in the church to this day, always ready if the longing for new experiences arises again.

@Bundesferkel
You are a bavarian piglet from Söder and Aiwändscher?

@altesgemäuer
Söder is my best friend under my friends all, he is a potent pig in his barn.
Aiwändscher make me laugh.

@Bundesferkel
Today, during a demonstration against the heating law, the Bavarian Prime Minister and Pigboss Söder launched a sharp attack on the Greens. And he gave the AfD supporters a piece of his mind. 😆

Throughfall

Goes it you again better oldwall? I press you the thumbs.

Oldwall is still sitting on the throne.

Is he a prince on a white "horse"? :trollking: