My Englisch is not the yellow from the egg!

WEIHNACHTSZEIT

When the snow falls wunderbar
And the children happy are,
When the Glatteis on the street,
And we all a Gluehwein need,
Then you know, es ist soweit:
She is here, the Weihnachtszeit.

Every Parkhaus is besetzt,
Weil die people fahren jetzt
All to Kaufhof, Mediamarkt,
Kriegen nearly Herzinfarkt.
Shopping hirnverbrannte things
And the Christmasglocke rings.

Merry Christmas, merry Christmas,
Hear the music, see the lights,
Frohe Weihnacht, Frohe Weihnacht,
Merry Christmas allerseits ...

Mother in the kitchen bakes
Schoko-, Nuss- and Mandelkeks
Daddy in the Nebenraum
Schmücks a Riesen-Weihnachtsbaum
He is hanging auf the balls,
Then he from the Leiter falls ...

Finally the Kinderlein
To the Zimmer kommen rein
And es sings the family
Schauerlich: \"Oh, Chistmastree!\"
And then jeder in the house
Is packing die Geschenke aus.

Merry Christmas, merry Christmas,
Hear the music, see the lights,
Frohe Weihnacht, Frohe Weihnacht,
Merry Christmas allerseits ...

Mama finds unter the Tanne
Eine brandnew Teflon-Pfanne,
Papa gets a Schlips and Socken,
Everybody does frohlocken.
President speaks in TiVi,
All around is Harmonie.
Bis mother in the kitchen runs:
Im Ofen burns the Weihnachtsgans.

And so comes die Feuerwehr
With Tatü, tata daher,
And they bring a long, long Schlauch
And a long, long Leiter auch.
And they cry - \"Wasser marsch!\",
Christmas das is now im Arsch ...

Merry Christmas, merry Christmas,
Hear the music, see the lights,
Frohe Weihnacht, Frohe Weihnacht,
Merry Christmas allerseits...


(woanders gefunden, Originalquelle unbekannt)

@Mr.Stielz
das higlight, das jedes jahr auf whatsapp die runde macht. 👍 aso sorry: the highligt that every year makes the round on whatsapp. 😏

@cassiopeia1977

What a pity, old-be-canned and long-whily! :(
Next time I go under the tighters and write my own folks-lied.

@Mr.Stielz

This was very funny. At least I had not heard it before. I am going to share it weiter! :-)

@Merwinna
@cassiopeia1977
@Grymnir
@Grymnir
@Gucky87
@EDGARallanPOE
@Joghurtbecher
@FirstOrder
@Zt1
@Yoshimitzu


Christmas is the best family-together-fearing.

I wish you all beautiful why-nights and a good sliding.

@Mr.Stielz
sanctify-nights when allready because allready. 😂

I did it on the last puller. 😂

my journey stands in front of the door and i have fear i will not bring out any english word in the outland. i trust me not to speak. 😮🤐
what can man do here?

I dont know what you have, you can very good english. 😂

@Häresie
😎 the thai will me understand what i want, you think?

@cassiopeia1977
Don't stall your light under the chef'l. Your english is wonder-bar.

I wish you a good slip and no afterparts for 2019...:)

I can not believe that you really do that.
I think I spider.

What is the German word for footgoeroverway?

@NAIG

In germany say we:

Citizen go up.^^

In other regions we say ,,footway"

der threadtitel ist schon lustig :D -we all can speak english very well(*akzentdazudenkambestenbayrischen*)
Jä,wusst mal einiges fällt auf die Schnelle aber kein postbarer ein am ehesten noch konjugation von wem: i do you do she do he do...

NAIG schrieb am 10.02.2019:What is the German word for footgoeroverway?

Zebra-strip

Did you win your leader-shine in the lotto? :D

Haha

I exit myself on you!