My Englisch is not the yellow from the egg!

Iam so happy.

The Weatherbeforesaying announces High-Summer at the middle of the week.

Finally we become beautiful weather, summerly warm.

I do not like this bulls heat! From me out it can be winter soon an we over jump the hot days.

Their has you law.

The sweat runs my assjaws away.

In the bull-heat can you your eggs on the shit-wing of your car baked.

So, now are the olympic games also forat.

@Froschkönig

Oh Nooo

Let me in silence with the dark winter days.

At this times I am freezing like a Dressmaker

Its Too hot out there. I'm more a Child of the winter. I like, if its Cold, but Sunny :)

And i have Late-Layer, so i must go working when it is the hottest :/

@Grymnir: You luck-mushroom. I straight came from out into again. The ape-heat is heavily outholdable

@Mr.Stielz

But i can tell you, we both dont belong to the old iron!

Today was the same heat day. But i come good therewith clear.

Out Experience clever. How we german say. :D :D

it is raining, it is blitzing, it is thundering, it is winding, it is storming, it is cooling up! What a wonderful day!

Yesterday my train had delaytion because of a police one-sentence. To the luck, I hat it not hurryly. Don´t know what it was about though, maybe they were hunting an out-broken one-horn or something.

The sun shined so hell from heaven today, I fast became blind.

@Froschkönig

I think they where hunting an in-breaker.

One member from my favourite chess-forum makes his doctor-work (Suebi outspeak it "dog-door-walk") at the high-school. His theme is -- of course! -- machinal oversitting.

Another user joked:
"Der nächste Zug ist Dame schlägt b4."
The next train is lady beats before.

@Mr.Stielz

Hilarious :`D

@Grymnir
@Grymnir

Did you change your username? I know my Pappenheimers. You must stand up earlier when you want to lead me behind the light.

@Mr.Stielz

I didnt want to de-ass you, i just did it for a new occurence-picture :D