My Englisch is not the yellow from the egg!

He stands around like ordered and not fetched

My english is so good, nobody can make that so quickly after :trollking:

Ai wuld leik 2 speak tht strange english liek n tis sentence. Yuo caen raed et 4 example n dolan comics. do u now how et is called? 4 tis sentence i has used ai dolan trnsltr.

Roses are red
Violetts are blue :D
god made me beatyful
but what happend to you?

Ham wir in der schule mal gelernt :D

She is a licker Mouthchen

I hang it on the big BEll

Well you small wretch...

Leave the church in the village!

Two flys beat with one swatter.

Quiet brownie ;)

Give the monkey sugar!

Don't take it on the light shoulder.

Dead trousers is when on a dead trousers concert is dead trousers.

Wash the rice, but when you wash the rice then wash the rice.

what the fuck xD

Hold the ball flat!

you go me on the sack !

you rain me up !

twitter off !

you must have a bird

you are an old wash woman !

suck me fat

you stupid pig, you !!

stupid like bean straw

he has thick eggs

he is a brain acrobat