My Englisch is not the yellow from the egg!

You can say you to me - Helmut Kohl zur Queen.

der is aber schon wieder genial. und ich glaube nicht dass kohl nicht gewusst hat was er da sagt

Please use the feed back form! → Zum Füttern bitte die Backform benutzen!

@Grymnir
@Cardinal

Good Morning,
Morning hour has golden teeth, has gold in the mouth!

Little Klaus is approached by the lifeguard at the public swimming

pool.

"You're not allowed to pee in the pool!" yells the lifeguard.

"But everyone pees in the pool," said Little Klaus.

"Maybe," said the lifeguard, "but not from the Sprung-Board!" :)

how up do high knee... hihi

A doctor is going about his business, with a rectal thermometer tucked behind his ear.

He goes into a staff meeting to discuss the days activities, when a co-worker asks why he has a thermometer behind his ear?

In a wild motion he grabs for the thermometer, looks at it and exclaims:

- Damn, someone has my Kuli!

PUH! ;) @poet
@saba_key
@Gwyddion
@ILoveMuffins
@JackTheHipster

http://www.tidbito.com/images/Alter%20boy/Alter%20boy_180x135.jpg (Archiv-Version vom 20.06.2006)

A Messdiener burns....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OAsP1YhgxHw

@poet
@saba_key
@nixweltall
@Gwyddion
@Grymnir
@JackTheHipster
@Zetterz
@ILoveMuffins

English? Deutsch?

The most important thing is the speech of the heart:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q9y5eY1hKuE (Video: Words Don't Come Easy To Me ~~~ F R David Wid Lyrics HD YouTube)

YES, you are right :)
@saba_key

take it slowly, discover it quickly
nehm es langsam, entdecken es schnell
võta seda aeglaselt, kuid avasta ruttu
воэми это медленно, обнаруж быстро :D

If you don't pay the voltage bill, they come and make it ab.
:D

I'm so broke that I can't even pay attention... :D

i am so mixed: thinking is in 4 languages, all languages mixed in my head, very confusing sometimes when to remind also the granny`s language - bayerish, then came estonian language, then russian, then english and now german :D

:) @_fluegellos_

'Doctor, doctor, I've just swallowed a sheep.'
'How do you feel?'
'Very ba-a-a-ad.'

@Cardinal

What goes?

Oh, nice american cat @saba_key :)


Here my Lieblingsjoke for you:
A woman comes back home to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter. "Have you killing any?" she asks him. "Yep," replies her husband, "two males and two females." "How can you tell?" she says. He replies, "Two were on the beer can and two were on the phone."