My Englisch is not the yellow from the egg!

Cookie after the wurst?
McDoof makes keine Geschenke.
But I eat a icecream with chocoladesauce - this was very lecker!
@DylanT.

werri impressfull butt i priför kuckis!

@DylanT.
here for you
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-83QxA8SAdf4/TZvHfOsIL6I/AAAAAAAABpo/Y5Ab7MYxRKc/s1600/mcdonalds+cookies.png

wau wery neis, rialli! senk ju! :D

please

Meine Mutter hatte mal einen Zettel am Kühlschrank hängen. Da stand drauf :

When you go me on the Nerven

I`ll put you into the Gulli, do the Deckel druff and you never come back to the Tageslicht.

never ride a wildish horse,
denn sonst biste gleich am oars... :D

I am turning soon through

(Ich dreh bald durch)

@Grymnir

Don't worry be happy ;) What's wrong?

@ILoveMuffins


Everything is good. I found just this crazy sentence funny, it is me today on work in-falled (eingefallen)

^^ I tought something bad happened :D @Grymnir


I think we need a like-button on allmy ;)

Yes, like-buttons!!!!!

I like bottoms, two!

And if somebody has much money he could give me, so that i can buy an appartement in this Hartz4 area:
http://www.kirschner-wohnbau.de/fileadmin/dateien/pano/_urban/flash/index.html (Archiv-Version vom 19.02.2013)
(drag and drag)
:)

@saba_key

Okay, you like bottoms ? hhhmmmm :D

Beliebter (allerdings uralter) Aufklebertext an hinteren Stoßstangen...

How up do high knee (= Hau ab du Heini)

;) @poet

I make little wood out of you!
Kleinholz