My Englisch is not the yellow from the egg!

Dialog zwischen einem britischen Gentleman und einem Chinesen in Honkong (vor Jahrzehnten allerdings)

der Brite: "Tomorrow after breakfast I'll go voting for election."

der Chinese: "I see, evely molning aftel bleakfast I have election too..."

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Today the mountain screamed and woked me up!
Get out of your lousy beds, today it' s the international day of metal tongue-testing 2013:

Conditions: Get out of the house and touch your metal fence with your tongue. You will get a really
nice feeling, whom you will remember a long time!

Milk and roast beef and money and lemonade and alexandra stan makes it funny...la la la...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yEePrnditJ0

Alexandra Stan - Lemonade (OFFICIAL MUSIC VIDEO)

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This morning you are to make an impotant decision: You' ll leave your bed. You have decided to make a short-time-sabbatical. I advice you to end this deep relationship by SMS, don't make another person unlucky, the time-ghost :)

The wisdom of the morning:


You can' t speak better english than your speak-partner!

(You can only play soccer that good as the opponent allows it to you!)

I observe you, that's my goal,
through a watchhole of my soul.
What I see is awfull, yes,
no behavior, no progress... :D

Now butter by the fishes :D

I am really croggy after this weekend :D

^
I too. I Feel like a book on two legs :D

make you ready for the landing

I feel like a sip in a curve :D

I am fit like a sneaker :D

good morning everyone :)

I go naked to the carnival, i will get a red head and so I look like a matchstick :D

@TinaMare

A matchstick with a black spot in the middle ;)
I think I spider!

It was in kingswinter,
not therefor and not therehinter,
it was gleich mittendrin,
as I on @TinaMare reingefallen bin ;)

Attention, @TinaMare goes naked to the karnevalstrain, Liveübertragung im Ersten!

@Cardinal
you fall on me rein and I fall on you her :D

Cardinal schrieb:Attention, @TinaMare goes naked to the karnevalstrain, Liveübertragung im Ersten!

don´t worry, if your TV will explode! ^^

@rudi555
do you want to go as a hering?

@TinaMare

No, I go as a Cork-Puller.

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@TinaMare
@rudi555
@pepe666
@Ruthle
@ILoveMuffins
@poet
@saba_key
@Badbrain
@Grymnir
@KönigIsakim
THE FIRST LIVEBILDERS!!!!

@Cardinal
lol
nice matchstick :D

@rudi555
you have to show us a pic ^^

@TinaMare

Only if you show us your pic first ;)

@rudi555
you can see me .... @Cardinal posted the pic from me right before :D