My Englisch is not the yellow from the egg!

@saba_key
I want that too! :D

@LivingFlesh

You effort yourself, copy and paste!

@saba_key
Noo, I want this tee-shirt.

You can sign a design for such signs with your signature at your local global T-shirt manufakerer!

@LivingFlesh



http://store.hipstery.com/products/denglisch-for-better-knowers-tote-bag

Here you will be founded!

Beforehangingcastle :)

@Cardinal

Well i wish i had a girl with a beforehangingcastle, although i wood prefer a girl without a beforehangingcastle to a beforehangingcastle wo girl!

I am using this word beforehangingcastle as a simplilar to virginity-belt!

Now it`s time for sleepaways:

What is the smallest dom?

It' the condom!

Only one can stand in it, and it's so small that the bells are situated outside. Or should i say balls?

Good Night, and don't eat yellow snow!

I Think i Spider

@july84
You are a luck-mushroom... ;)

Your word in gods earhallway

I Like it:D aber kennst's den? There is something in The Busch

@Cardinal
@july84
@saba_key
@LivingFlesh
@suffel



good morning
I got up with the right feet :)

Morninghour has gold in mouth

the early bird gets the worm

I krieg my eyes not open

@Cardinal
you have to put a match between :)

This wine leaves you nothing to hope for.

Stand in irgendeiner Menukarte.

@du_selbst
It's ja fast a Drohung! :)

hello friends, whats going ?