My Englisch is not the yellow from the egg!

I drank three mixes till now. I believe me go the horses through. :D

sän ju häv tu matsch in jor Joghurt

sän = "then"
ju = "you"
tu = "to"
matsch = "much"
jor = "your"

I have one on the Wafer ^^

Sorry Sir, but your komischer Hut on your Head makes you a little bit crazy :D

Outside is it so hot (the atoms move so fast), I swet like a bear.

yes, but geniess es. There are not so many Times you kann enjoy it. So relax and shut up! :D

Now I hear "A little nightmusic" by Wolfwalk Amadeus Mozart. :)

I drink my chocolade for law.

You should not carry owls to athens.

He will come through this narrow street, there is no other way to Kissnight.
All ways are leading to Rome.

He had to make his way to Canossa
over the burner :king:

Hopefully i have all cups in the cupboard,
and no jump in the bowl.

The child is lying in the fountain!
The pitcher is going to the fountain, till it is broken.

I know every german saying except those i don't.

While the history klausur watched I at my bank neighbor off and then watched my history teacher me like a car on. Then he said to me that I me after in front of sit must. -.-

Joghurtbecher schrieb:my history teacher me like a car on

hmmm could it be, that you teacher is a car? or does he looking at you because you are a Jogurtbecher`? :D :D :D

Either nor. :) I watched me on because I off watched have (and he a meatball at the cheek has). :) Although, maybe look I for him like a yogurtcup out...

I need a Shoe-Peeping Tom :D

Shoe-Peeping Tom. What is das denn?

@HeurekaAHOI

Ich musste es auch googeln!!!
Gib es mal in den Übersetzer ein, jedes Wort einzeln und dann melde Dich nochmal!

:D ... ich hab gelacht eben!

@Schnaki
yes i have laughing to : German Translation " Schuhspanner " :)

I musted even laugh as I still not knowed what it means. :D