@Anaximander Da gibt es auf twitter weitere Sätze dazu
:DEU: We don't do unicorns. None of us have unicorns, There are no unicorns.
UK: But we promised unicorns and the people have spoken. We want unicorns
EU: That's not really our problem. There are no unicorns
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Uk: we want unicorns, but we dont want any unicorns
EU: ok, but its very difficult to negotiate with you, when you dont know what u want, and...
UK: we want unicorns, but no unicorns, ok
EU: erm, you cant have both, and...
UK: unicorns all the way, but dont give us unicorns
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UK: You're being unreasonable. We demand unicorns
EU: There are no unicorns
UK: You are bullying us with your outrageous demands!
EU: Eh? We just said there are no unicorns because... well... there are no unicorns.
UK: OK! We get your game. You're stalling!
UK: We're prepared to walk away without a unicorn you know! (Thinks: that'll show'em)
EU: There are no unicorns.
UK: You bastards! Nigel was right. You're out to destroy us. We'll go and speak to Donald instead. HE has unicorns!
EU: Errrrrmmm, there ARE no unicorns.
UK: That does it. This is our final position. We want #unicorns...right now... gold plated... fluent in greek....ermmm.... or we're off!
EU: Are you still here? There are no unicorns.
UK: DAMMIT! What about a packet of crisps then?
EU: Sorry we're busy.