It holds itself in borders

congratulation,the boss of the pubs will be happy :D
@GilbMLRS

have you an erotic voice for the callcenter job?

It gives there not only telephonework because one threethel is write stuff. But times look where they me stuck.

bethink the buiseness sex in the morning
you stand better a half hour earlyer up.@GilbMLRS

@moulder47

I must so how so earlier upstand because I to the police go must because of my un-fall

i wash des cartes too see wot happens next incognito ergo sum...

I understand not where about you talk
When it anyone from the usa reads will they it understand?

@Bassmonster

They will us the bird show!

@GilbMLRS
They will explain us for crazy

@Bassmonster

There say you what....they deliver us in the illhouse in. They think that we ghosty ill are.

@GilbMLRS
When I that read, think I how crazy I am

Good tomorrow!

mischen impossible

I think that this here is very German Englisch...not the really Englisch :D

@DevilsAngel

DevilsAngel schrieb:I think that this here is very German Englisch...not the really Englisch

Say on! :D

It is Genglish think I

And i think this is the way to hide the own inability to talk right in english.

@DylanT.

It seems that this is the perfect way to show your skills in knowing about the possibilities to use alternative grammar making the statements even more hilarious ;)

making the statements sound even more hilarious

sry^^

yes, im specialised in making hilarious grammars ;)