@Division Ich: "Ja."
CountDracula führt die Reporter in die Bibliothek (Ich: ) "Would you like to drink something? Wine? Water? Coffee?"
(Reporter: ) "Some wine would be nice."
CountDracula holt einen guten Wein aus dem Keller und für sich ein Glas Blut
CountDracula stellt die vollen Gläser und die Weinflasche auf den Tisch(Reporter: ) "Thank you."
CountDracula schließt die Tür ab und setzt sich
Dann beginnt das Interview(Reporter: ) "We are now at Count Dracula's castle in Romania. Good evening, Count."
(Ich: ) "Good evening."
(Reporter: ) "Count, we are here to talk about your resignation."
(Ich: ) "Yes."
(Reporter: ) "Why exactly do you want to resign after such a short reign?"
(Ich: ) "The unrests in the US are getting too violent. Also, I have reached my aim."
(Reporter: ) "What kind of aim was it that you wanted to reach?"
(Ich: ) "I wanted to improve the health system of the US, especially their health insurance."
(Reporter: ) "I see. Are you happy with what you have reached in the US?"
(Ich: ) "Yes."
(Reporter: ) "Is there anything else you want to say?"
(Ich: ) "Yes. I would like to say that I really liked being president, but now it is time to resign."
(Reporter: ) "What did you like most about your reign?"
(Ich: ) "The people I have met. Americans are nice people."
(Reporter: ) "Is there still anything you want to say?"
(Ich: ) "Yes. I am not just an ancestor of Vlad the Impaler, as I claimed to be at first."
CountDracula lächelt und zeigt seine spitzen Zähne
Außerdem nimmt er seine Kontaktlinsen raus und zeigt seine roten Augen(Ich: ) "I am him."
Der Reporter wird ein wenig blass
CountDracula nimmt einen Schluck aus seinem Glas(Ich: ) "I know this sounds incredible, but it is true, and I want the world to know that vampires are not just made up. We are real."
(Reporter: ) "So... I guess that what you are drinking at the moment is not wine?"
(Ich: ) "You are right. It is blood."
(Reporter: ) "Why do you say this such a short time until your resignation?"
(Ich: ) "Most people do not like vampires. I did not want to cause unrests because of that."
(Reporter: ) "I see. Then, thank you for the interview, Count."
CountDracula lächelt(Ich: ) "No need to thank for that."
(Reporter: ) "That's it."
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