Was du schon immer schreiben wolltest, aber niemanden interessiert!

heute ist sogar Allmy langweilig -.-

@popcorncandy
oh, dann is es aber böse

joa, isses :D @Negra

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Gq8LeKfuiM

<3

ich wünsche allen einen schönen Abend, ich geh in die Pinte

cu

Es wird mal wieder Zeit für Donnie Darko.

@maroni starker tobak ist das.

@Katori
Waaas?

@maroni ich meine das die Geschichte einem ja ganz schön nahe gehen muß-

Klauen ist solange legal, bis man erwischt wird.

Eben den 5.000sten Beitrag geschrieben

@Einfachnurich und was ist wenn man statt nem Bier nen Joint rauchte???

@Katori
Dann komme dem Aufruf am besten nicht nach. Wer weiß ob Dich jemand für den FeinD hält.
:D :D

@Einfachnurich das aber verflucht nochmal nicht liberal :D ausserdem habens die Taliban eher mit Mohn.

@Katori
Ok, Du hast denn in unserem Verein die ehrenvolle Aufgabe die Taliban auszuräuchern und auf die Straßen zu treiben. :D :D :D :D

@Einfachnurich jeah das ist gut, und wenn die voll rote Augen haben, höhöh reib ich denen noch ordentlich Chili in die Augen :} :D :D

Ways to troll metal-heads IRL



Tell them that metal is emo.
Tell them that you're happy Chuck Schuldiner/Cliff Burton/Ronnie James Dio/Randy Rhoads/whoever died, and reap the benefits.
Mention any christian/white/unblack metal band.
Vikings practiced homosexuality works perfectly among Western/Eastern European heavy metal fans.
Say that Deathcore is considered metal.
Say the first metal song was written in a gay bar
'Casually' mention that Iron Maiden are the shittiest band of all time (SRSLY, 'metalheads' go fucking crazy when this happens)
Mention how you always confuse Ozzy Osbourne and Donnie Osmond.
Mention any screamo band.
Refer to thrash metal as "trash metal".
Make fun of Jason Becker.
Ask what their opinion on Grunge is. If they say it is metal, say that they pulled most of their influences from Punk and Alternative music, and some had set out to destroy (successfully) the Pop Metal of the day. If they say it is not metal, ask them about Soundgarden, Alice in Chains and Tad. Bonus if Jesus Christ Pose by Soundgarden is brought out.
Tell them to bathe and cut their hair (try this over the Internet, as just listening to their screaming after this is a real fuck too much for any normal person.)(also, don't try this with nu-metalers, or Alternative metal heads, as they are most likely bald.)
Say Yngwie Malmsteen was a shoddy guitar player.
Make fun of Immortal.
Complain about goths and imply that they are one.
Make the peace sign with your hands instead of the metal horns at concerts (only for professional runners).
Accuse Slayer of stealing its name from that Buffy show (even though the Disney film they did steal their name from (Dragonslayer) is actually more embarassing).
Remind them that Metallica lost a Grammy to Jethro Tull for Best Metal Performance.
Tell them that all the black metal players stole their look from KISS, Arthur Brown and Alice Cooper.
Compliment their favorite band and agree with everything they say. Just WATCH their facial expressions.
2 words: Limp Bizkit.
Ask why metal can't be more intelligent and thoughtful like Isis or Agalloch.
Compare every metal song you hear to DragonForce.
Tell them Cryptopsy's latest effort is their best yet.
Say that the majority of metal songs are just smashing power-chords. Then say that all metal bands always use power-chords.
Tell them "Primus sucks" and see if they get it.
Tell them that they're not real metalheads (if you're in a metalhead group).
Say Slipknot is the best metal band evar.
If they're Slipknot fans, make jokes about Paul Gray.
Say metalcore is the best.
Tell them that the Jonas Brothers are better than the bands that they like.
Show them what the Krautfags think of all this:
Tell them Necrophagist writes crappy music (say its too slow).
Tell them that Iron Butterfly was the first metal band.
Tell them Mike Portnoy chose Avenged Sevenfold over Dream Theater.
Say that Opeth writes simple music.
Talk shit about Kerry King.
Talk shit about Bruce Dickinson.
Say that System Of A Down are moar metal than Judass Priest

Funktioniert wirklich

das mit limp bizkit hab ich grad ausprobiert

@Creizie
@Einfachnurich
@Thrud
@tieger2303
huhuuu