Hammer Harte Storys aus Allmy

Vielleicht gibt es schon so einen Thread aber naja. Hier eine Story wo ich mir den Arsch abgelacht habe. Ihr müsst euch vorstellen ich war ziemlich vertieft in die ganzen spannendem und unheimlichen Geschichten und dann das... Ich konnte nicht mehr xD https://www.4shared.com/photo/cYQh_32Mba/Screenshot_2015-12-15-20-44-53.html

I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

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