My little Pony; Friendship is Magic 2.0

@desparil

Not this again... We're clearly not baking cupcakes here. Actually he's not even worth the bullet (bullets are expensive as hell) but you have to kill him somehow.
And killing with guns is killing with style. :}

@El_Gato
You've got to enjoy yourself, though. It's over so fast with a bullet. Needle-nose pliers, that's the way to go.

@desparil

Ugh, too messy. Ok, blazing out his brain isn't very clean either, but at least you don't get yourself covered in blood and brain parts.
And if you want him to suffer, just shoot his legs and other non-vital parts of his body with .22 cal. Then you can watch him suffer. Slowly. You big meanie.

@El_Gato
Blow his brains out, btw. Also, you don't have to make a mess with pliers, just wear rubber gloves. There's so much they're good for, too. They're not super heavy, but they're made of metal nonetheless so you can bash with them. You can stab with them. You can pull off fingernails, pull out teeth, pierce eardrums, gouge out eyes...

@desparil

And that just isn't my deal. I wouldn't take pleasure in torturing anybody. Am I the only one around here who was outright disgusted by Cupcakes?

@El_Gato
I would've figured an internet veteran like you would be desensitized by now.

@El_Gato
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@desparil

Yeah, very funny. For you see, my dislike with everything that comes with mindless torture and so on originates in an episode I had with a former neighbor.
We were smoking pot and watched Hostel.
Well, that wasn't a very smart idea. That was just sick. And Cupcakes? Don't get me even started on that... That's just plain primitive, disgusting and repulsive.

@El_Gato
Whatever floats your boat. Honestly, I would've had a much bigger problem with how poorly-written Cupcakes was if it was serious, but since it's a trollfic I had lowered expectations.

@desparil

I didn't read that fic. I've read the comic on Deviantart.

@desparil

Anyway, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome my desktop is. :trollking:

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@El_Gato

No skin off my nose, really. It doesn't titillate me like it does Nayst, I just thought that you'd want Flash to suffer.

@desparil

I don't really care but if you want him to suffer, set something up for him that sends him to prison. He'll wish Sunset would fuck him up. :troll:

@El_Gato
Hell I don't really care anyway, to me he's just some background pony/human that everyone else loves to hate.

@desparil

Which bronies in their right mind possibly COULDN'T hate him? I mean, he broke up with Sunset and THEN he thought he could hook up with Twilight.
What a dumbass.

@desparil

For that matter, I'm surprised that Sunset didn't at least try to kill him.

@El_Gato
Says someone who might be just a little bit biased. :troll:
Wie gesagt, es juckt mich nicht. I'm just good at coming up with cruel things to do.

@desparil
I heard about skin qnd off :troll:

@desparil

We can put Flash to the advantage of science and do all kinds of crazy experiments on him. How's that? He could be a guinea pig for new chemical agents. :troll:

@El_Gato
It'll be a gas. :trollking:

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