I'm 21, work in fast food. My co-worker makes fun of me all day and I can't do nothing about it. If I told this to my manager, he'd probably cut my already shitty wage, because he's a cheap prick. I have just one friend and he's dumb as fuck. All we do every day is some stupid shit. I've never left my hometown because I've never learned to drive and I've failed so many times on driving test. And the worst part is: I live in a pineapple under the sea.
Broke up with a long distance relationship by letting a friend call and tell her I died. (She was cheating on me) Then a few weeks later left spooky messages on her voice mail, telling her not to feel sad and I was waiting, for we would be together soon, for all eternity :)Hammer Idee xD
I super glued a 100$ fake bill to the floor near a homeless person while e was asleep
Fucked my male computer science teacher for a better grade. Im a dude.Alter 9gag ist echt knüller xD
Selling my sweaty sport socks online for around 20 euros per pair to men with foot fetishes, saying im a sporty 20 year old girl. I'm not 20 years old... I'm actually a 16 year old boy... I make around 100 euros a month....Hammer Geschäftsidee xD
I recently hacked my schools main server.( Im in 9th grade) The next day we were getting our reports. I changed all the grades to A..... Re-named some students. Deleted all teacher accounts. Disabled security system. Set the start page to brazzers. We have a big screen at our entreace, showing the daily news...changed that to brazzers too.... Noone knows it was me :D Was a lot of fun....A LOTDa wär ich gern dabei gewesen xD
