My little Pony; Friendship is Magic 2.0
06.04.2015 um 18:45Hatte da mal was lustiges gelesen^^
I can just picture an artist sitting in their house, waiting for the new season of MLP to start. The episode begins. A bead of sweat rolls down their face as they stare at the television, taking note of every detail. Look, a new background pony! Should I draw them? No, no... I must save it for a more recognizable character. Who will it be, I wonder? Then, their eyes dart open and a look of astonishment spreads across their face. Who... who is this?! Starlight Glimmer?! My god... she's perfect. The sound of stylis on tablet fills the room as the artist begins to feverishly sketch this new pony... this new goddess of rule 34. "I must hurry" they think to themselves. "I must be the first..." The plot of the episode is completely lost on them, but they do not care, the art must be completed. The episode begins to wrap up, they gaze down at their electronic art tool. "I've done it" they think to themselves. "I've done it..." They scramble to upload this new masterpiece to the internet as soon as possible, so that all may see it in its fresh, unspoiled glory. Cities will crumble, cocks will weep thick, salty tears. This truly is the golden age of art.
