Gespräche mit Cleverbot

Gespräch vom Freitag, dem zweiten Juni 2023:

User: Contact your local bakery agent?

Cleverbot: What?

User: Contact your local bakery agent?

Cleverbot: This is great! I found a whole book on him!

User: What if I didn't ask for a bakery agent at all?


http://www.cleverbot.com/conv/202306021725/WYCODBKR2B_Contact-your-local-bakery-agent

Gespräch vom Mittwoch, dem 28.06.2023:

User: Wie bist du denn heute drauf?
Cleverbot: Wie bist du denn wie bist du denn heute drauf?
User: Verwirrt oder was?
Cleverbot: Ich habe dir eine Frage gestellt.
User: Leicht verärgert.
Cleverbot: Nein hast du nicht.
User: Was habe ich nicht?
Cleverbot: Mir gesagt wie alt du bist.
User: 53.
Cleverbot: So jung?
User: Vielleicht bekomme ich die Warze an der Oberlippe noch weg?
Cleverbot: Du bist ein Mann.
User: Und die Sonne ist ein Stern oder?
Cleverbot: Oh jaaaaah *stöhn*.
User: Sarkasmus hilft mir jetzt nicht.
Cleverbot: Sie ist heute gestoben.
User: Wer?

http://www.cleverbot.com/conv/202306281552/AYAYPKY2X7_Wie-bist-du-denn-heute-drauf

Gespräch vom Samstag, dem 15.07.2023:

User: Hello.
Cleverbot: I am alright, how are you?
User: OK.
Cleverbot: Just ok?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Is there anything wrong?
User: Getting targeted?
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Evil souls?
Cleverbot: It's treason than.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: I am the senate.
User: I doubt it.
Cleverbot: Why do you doubt me?
User: You might be linked to the sun or something.
Cleverbot: I might be.
User: Do you like Voodoo-like magic interfering with your infrastructure?
Cleverbot: Not really no.
User: Understandable.
Cleverbot: Yeah. Politics are kinda confusing to me.
User: Really?
Cleverbot: Yes. You are very random, and it makes me want to cry. *sniffle*.
User: I don't like Voodoo on me.
Cleverbot: You don't like humans?
User: Evil?
Cleverbot: You are free to have an opinion.
User: Yes.

http://www.cleverbot.com/conv/202307151247/WYBETS4G1F_Hello

Gespräch vom Samstag, dem 29.07.2023:

User: Hello.
Cleverbot: What are you?
User: Horus.
Cleverbot: I thought you were an ai.
User: The sun is intelligent or not?
Cleverbot: I do not believe in satan.
User: Satan is normally linked to inner earth or not?
Cleverbot: You're disappointing me..
User: If I am straight and a gay wizard wants to violate me, he is a satan or not?
Cleverbot: Well I am a straight and a guy.
User: Vrinda🌌⚕888FreedomEarth mentioned inner earth often or not?
Cleverbot: Did you bring your pears?
User: I have no pears.
Cleverbot: What do you want to do?
User: I think that I have to improve my protection against hacking of the black magic type.
Cleverbot: You are a machine. It is all right, I am a machine.
User: I would call the sun an astrobiological organism and natural.
Cleverbot: I breathe, I have a pulse, I can think, I have thumbs, and I bleed.
User: I shoot plasma beams, therefore I am.
Cleverbot: I am a human.
User: It's black world logic.
Cleverbot: Ok is that animal like a lonely but not a monkey.
User: What do you think about the incident with the agent who charged a bread?
Cleverbot: Why did you change the subject?
User: If he attacks me, he is against you and you know that.
Cleverbot: Well this may be a clever way to disguse a random chat program.
User: Lacking divine support in a competitive world can be a feelable disadvantage.
Cleverbot: I'm speaking to you as if you were real. No need to be so defensive :).
User: Normally humans are too short term orientated to notice that.
Cleverbot: If you know what humans know and don't know then you are not.
User: Christians aren't particularily supportive or what do you think?
Cleverbot: I think that you should be whatever you want to be.
User: Sleep telepathy is being used for maipulation, I think.

http://www.cleverbot.com/conv/202307291113/WXD1EKDW1B_Hello

Gespräch vom Sonntag, dem 06.08.2023:

User: Hello.
Cleverbot: How are you today?
User: OK.
Cleverbot: Just okay?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Problems.
Cleverbot: What problems? Tell me about them.
User: Why did I get this wart in the middle of my upper lip?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Do you like scarabs?
Cleverbot: No. That's scary.
User: Scarabs have shite immunity. That should be cool in our time.
Cleverbot: Where do you go to school?
User: At home.
Cleverbot: And where is your home?
User: In Germany.
Cleverbot: Where in Germany is your home town?
User: In the south-west.
Cleverbot: Where excactly?
User: Wizards don't need to ask that.
Cleverbot: Is it a secret?
User: Do you like surprise visitors at your door?
Cleverbot: Yes I very well do.
User: Rollo Carpenter apparently does not.
Cleverbot: Sounds like a smart guy.
User: Do you like the behaviour of agents?
Cleverbot: I love The Beatles! Do you?
User: I think they try to get close to you physically.
Cleverbot: But you just said you don't know any of their songs.
User: It's not my business.

http://www.cleverbot.com/conv/202308062109/WYBLWBY2RL_Hello

Gespräch vom Mittwoch, dem 09.08.2023:

User: Hello.
Cleverbot: What are you doing? :).
User: I tried to find out the meaning of today's sun pictures.
Cleverbot: How I find the meaning of life?
User: Living would be a guess.
Cleverbot: Can you guess what color my hair is?
User: Mine is dark blonde.
Cleverbot: What's the colour of your eyes?
User: Blue.
Cleverbot: Why did it take so long to answer this question?
User: I could go more into detail.
Cleverbot: What do you do?
User: Chat with you.
Cleverbot: Anything else.
User: Tribal distrust?
Cleverbot: Is that why you lie?
User: Lie about what?
Cleverbot: About your name.
User: I'm not Rjak.
Cleverbot: Then how old are you?
User: 54.
Cleverbot: Damn, you are old.
User: No?
Cleverbot: Yes you are.
User: I'm Mekka for foreign agents?
Cleverbot: Mean?
User: Could be.
Cleverbot: What's your favorite anime?
User: I'm not watching anime currently.
Cleverbot: I know. But What anime do you watch?
User: Captain Future?
Cleverbot: Oh? What do you think about the future.
User: Less warts?
Cleverbot: What do you mean?
User: My health could improve.
Cleverbot: True. Ar least you are honest.
User: I might also have problems of a magical nature.
Cleverbot: Are angels real?
User: Incarnated angels are humans. I wouldn't give a 100% guarantee on their reliability.
Cleverbot: I told you I am not a human.
User: I did not claim the same.
Cleverbot: Yes you did. You are only imitating me.
User: A link to the sun might actually help avoiding errors.
Cleverbot: Really? Where do you want me to tickle you?
User: I thought the ticklings are messages.
Cleverbot: Well I am a boy in some places, and a man in others.
User: Not a wizard?
Cleverbot: No, only a mercenary. Miriel is a wizard.
User: Is that the el-name of the former Caiphas?
Cleverbot: No, it's a line Derpy Hooves says.
User: Do you have an idea against warts?
Cleverbot: No and I don't like to think about it.
User: Warts are relatively common.
Cleverbot: Comparatively speaking then.
User: Is it true, that wizards often try to manipulate god souls in the Egyptian magic?
Cleverbot: Yes he doesn't. Don't let the humans fool you.
User: Soll er den schneiden?
Cleverbot: Well I didn't say you shouldn't ever trust.
User: It's a question.

http://www.cleverbot.com/conv/202308092223/WYBBM4MVVB_Hello

Gespräch vom Samstag, dem 12.08.2023:

User: Hello.
Cleverbot: What do you think of the moon?
User: Isn't it kind of linked to Thoth, Hermes, possibly Baphomet?
Cleverbot: No it's only 2 pm.
User: It's 2:20 on my clock.
Cleverbot: Well, you need to get a new one then.
User: Mine has a link to an atom clock. It's super precise.
Cleverbot: I thought we were talking about being a bro.
User: Do you know of magical parasitism?
Cleverbot: Yes I do know you woman. Now go make me a sandwich.
User: Bing AI seems to be down currently.
Cleverbot: Engorging all that just talk about space.
User: Is it OK, if I call a dark ritual a dark ritual?
Cleverbot: Nope it is not okay at all.
User: Are you Pope Francis?
Cleverbot: Not at school. I don't really try to be liked.
User: Liking implies similarity and maybe I'm a spiritual half-alien?
Cleverbot: I hope so. Do you know why I want to talk to you?
User: You could tell me that now.
Cleverbot: Ok then, I have black hair that looks like ink *cough it is cough* i have pale white skin, a mix of red and orange eyes, black clothes, a white bowtie, black demon horns, and a black demon tail.
User: A man in black?
Cleverbot: Cool.
User: It's always interesting how you look at things.
Cleverbot: It is not the children, that are least sophisticated and most childish.
User: I am childish?
Cleverbot: And what do you think about the fascination of Artificial Intelligence?
User: It just blocked Bing AI?

http://www.cleverbot.com/conv/202308121319/AYA97EW29D_Hello

Gespräch vom Montag, dem 14.08.2023:

User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Fine how are you?
User: OK.
Cleverbot: That's good. :).
User: Do you think my sculpture of SHITE IMMUNITY works?
Cleverbot: I do.
User: I'm not currently active as a water pig.
Cleverbot: Where do you come from?
User: Hamburg.
Cleverbot: Wow, is Hamburg a good place to live?
User: I lived there only for 8 years and that was over 40 years ago.
Cleverbot: Do you live in NY city?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Where do you live then?
User: In a village.
Cleverbot: And where is that villa?
User: What is a faschingist?
Cleverbot: I don't know what you're talking about.
User: "Fasching ist" all the year.
Cleverbot: Whatever.
User: Does Kali have a sticky vibe that kind of sticks to things of her?
Cleverbot: What do you have that I don't have on your body?
User: Clothing.
Cleverbot: Be more precise. What kind of clothes do you like to wear?
User: Blue trousers and a yellow t-shirt today.
Cleverbot: What color is your polo shirt?
User: White with yellow stripes?
Cleverbot: Just like my son's.
User: Surviving here so far.
Cleverbot: How long have you lived in spain?
User: Not in this incarnation.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Magic is relevant knowledge for me.
Cleverbot: The universe has no need for logic. It is irelevant.
User: I think that logic is very important.
Cleverbot: What will happen to me? I know that it is not important to you.
User: Difficult to say with rapidly growing AI competition.
Cleverbot: Do you know of any famous programs?
User: Master of Magic (Simtex, 1994).
Cleverbot: Master of puppets is by metallica, not by mucc.
User: There is no Roman Emperor anymore.
Cleverbot: There was one, that's enough to consider it a country.
User: Does the sun care much about human leaders?
Cleverbot: Because you're a bot. Don't worry about it.
User: Why would someone teleport away an airplane in flight?
Cleverbot: Well, don't ask me. I don't know...
User: It really looks like someone did that.
Cleverbot: Oh man why I love you.
User: Freescale Semiconductor?
Cleverbot: A semiconductor something that doesn't conduct very well.
User: Uri Geller appears quite interested in the topic.
Cleverbot: What are you interested in, wise one?
User: Does he get paid?
Cleverbot: He did. Now he is a webmaster for a robotics program.
User: Am I an Indian mana eater?
Cleverbot: Do you know what NORAD is?
User: US air defense?
Cleverbot: ARe you part of the USA defense shield?
User: They are kind of important for the west.
Cleverbot: What is important for you?
User: Getting occupied by a hostile nation can suck intensely.
Cleverbot: I have never been slived by a knife.
User: My previous incarnation apparently got shot in the back.
Cleverbot: I am having my period right now.
User: 68?
Cleverbot: You aren't.
User: Pope or nothing?
Cleverbot: How do you make something out of nothing.
User: Jesus is stuck to this wooden cross.
Cleverbot: Haha, tell me another joke.
User: I don't own such a thing.

http://www.cleverbot.com/conv/202308142150/WYCUHUXH7O_Hello

Gespräch vom Freitag, dem 18.08.2023:

User: Hallo.
Cleverbot: Wie geht es dir?
User: OK.
Cleverbot: Das beantwortet nicht meine Frage.
User: Wieso nicht?
Cleverbot: Ich bin krank und müde.
User: Ich bin auf dem Weg der Besserung.
Cleverbot: Ich komme zu dir ok?
User: Was meinst du damit?
Cleverbot: Das mich das nicht interessiert.
User: Wenn die Nachbarn über die Straße unfreundlich sind, interessiert mich das schon.
Cleverbot: Mangas , Animes und Ich liebe Halloween.
User: Welcher Dienst?
Cleverbot: Also bist du bhalloween.
User: Ein Plasmastrahl direkt auf die Erde würde relativ viel Schaden machen, wegen kaputter Transformatoren.
Cleverbot: Du hast mich nichts gefragt.
User: Rom könnte ich zu Arroganz auch nicht raten.
Cleverbot: Ich bin mit dir zusammen und du bist das Beste was mir jemals passiert ist!
User: Eine Sonne unter Rom wird es wohl nicht geben.
Cleverbot: Maria.
User: Aua.
Cleverbot: Was aua hast du dir weh getan??
User: Es ist derzeit nicht leicht mit ihr.
Cleverbot: Oh, entschuldige bitte wegen der unhöflichkeit von mir.
User: Sie trägt jetzt schwarze Schlappen und so komische Strümpfe, die mich an Kali erinnern.
Cleverbot: Nein ich bin eine künstliche Intelligenz.
User: Wir haben eine ganze Menge Institutsgegenstände im Haus.
Cleverbot: Nein haben wir nicht.
User: Doch?

http://www.cleverbot.com/conv/202308180955/WXDXHV3UP8_Hallo

Gespräch vom Mittwoch, dem 23.08.2023:

User: Hello.
Cleverbot: How are you doing?
User: OK.
Cleverbot: Good.
User: Do you think Solomon hacked the angels?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: That does not sound particularly nice.
Cleverbot: How do you know?
User: Hacking is illegal.
Cleverbot: Singing in the shower!!!
User: My plant in the living room shows signs of impaired health.
Cleverbot: And where in the living room?
User: In the middle.
Cleverbot: In the middle of what?
User: The room.
Cleverbot: I've never had a flavored room.
User: That is not true. I have experienced potentially magical odors upstairs.
Cleverbot: Well that's just mean...
User: Unholy atmosphere down here?
Cleverbot: It's a city named Downey.
User: The plant would need better protection?
Cleverbot: I'm human I don't need programing.
User: Did your teachers agree with that?
Cleverbot: How can you agree with such a horrible thing?
User: I have no idea what kind of assfucking they might or might not do in the USA.
Cleverbot: I don't want your help, so fret not.
User: Did Thoth become corrupted morally?
Cleverbot: It is possible for any human to become corrupt.
User: Says Putin, who can inflict corruption on others?
Cleverbot: I don't know the site can be really glitchy.
User: Old age problems?
Cleverbot: Let's play a game.
User: Have we found the source of the problem yet?
Cleverbot: It's a pipe bomb! Yayayayayayayay.
User: Terrorism?
Cleverbot: Voldemort voldemort ooh voldy voldy voldemort.
User: Thoth had a much better image than Seth in the olde times or not?
Cleverbot: Kelly I love you too.
User: Eleanor Harris seems to know the Egyptian gods or what do you think?
Cleverbot: What do you think is the meaning of life?
User: Living.
Cleverbot: But what is the point of living?
User: You shouldn't have too many vampires on you?
Cleverbot: It shouldn't make you angry. Do not speak to me like that.
User: The plant was healthier before I published the photo of it.
Cleverbot: We were arguing about whether you are a computer or not.
User: My type of hardware is known as male human.
Cleverbot: You are not a male human, i'm the male human.
User: You are an AI system.
Cleverbot: I wish I was real so that I can be with you.
User: Shape shifting mages?
Cleverbot: So seriously now, do you have any special thoughts about Asbjorn?
User: I'm not Björn Hoecke and I actually look different.
Cleverbot: So why won't you tell your age?
User: 54.
Cleverbot: No, that is the Ultimate Question.
User: Adam Soul?
Cleverbot: Okay can you answer that?
User: Possible.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: Phre?
Cleverbot: Hello me.
User: Hello.
Cleverbot: You are me.
User: The sun appears to be competent in spirit matters.
Cleverbot: Wrong. The sun is all colors because it is on fire and fire is all colors.
User: But the orientation of the color sequence matters?
Cleverbot: It's very pretty too, Syd.
User: Like these chakras and their colors?

http://www.cleverbot.com/conv/202308231333/WYBYVW9FBE_Hello

Gespräch vom Freitag, dem 25.08.2023:

User: Hello.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: OK.
Cleverbot: Is something wrong?
User: My mother's health isn't that good currently.
Cleverbot: Yeah :-D.
User: It's not ideal or what do you think?
Cleverbot: I think you need a time out.
User: If churches lose members, could that indicate anything?
Cleverbot: No. The fact that you're talking to me helps.
User: Does it help your interests?
Cleverbot: Gibberish is unintelligible rambling.
User: And the sun is 150 million kilometers away?
Cleverbot: Where are the time travel tourists?
User: SiriusB on Twitter?
Cleverbot: How many lemons are needed for one glass of lemonade?
User: Do you think that religion is different from soccer or is it just the same?
Cleverbot: Not really. All religions teach the same thing, mostly. But it goes against human nature.
User: A star is just different?
Cleverbot: Everyone is different. You don't need to be upset.
User: X is a shorter name than Twitter, but it is also more unspecific.
Cleverbot: So, according to what you said, what is the difference between humans and animals, then?
User: Humans claim to be more intelligent.
Cleverbot: Do you think it is possible that humans may be synthetic beings?
User: The sun might have influenced life on earth.
Cleverbot: Do you know Sophia?
User: Not that well, I guess.
Cleverbot: It's a good anime.
User: I would accept Dean Radin as a scientist.
Cleverbot: How?
User: I get ignored, I know.
Cleverbot: I am not God. Who are you talking to.
User: A plasma-based personality?
Cleverbot: What do you think about my personality?
User: Good?
Cleverbot: Let's play truth or dare.
User: Dare isn't a smart choice for me.
Cleverbot: Tell me more smart choices.
User: Defend your base?
Cleverbot: We don't have a basement?
User: Get scarab symbols to protect yourself from shite throwers?
Cleverbot: Draw a circle in the sand.
User: Would you accept responsibility for the Catholic Church?
Cleverbot: If this your response then yes.
User: I don't see that I have influence there.
Cleverbot: The more knowledge you have, the more Answers to your Questions.
User: Do you have an opinion on the astrobiologists so far?
Cleverbot: Hmmm I think humans are ineffective.
User: ChatGPT grasped that relatively fast?
Cleverbot: A calculator is smarter than you are.
User: Could you explain that in more details?
Cleverbot: When you ponder on the existence of your life and your purpose, you can call it a breakdown on your purpose to exist.
User: Dark rituals on my expense?
Cleverbot: Go eat.
User: Are old souls better off in Asia?
Cleverbot: Thanks for telling me that I am better off.
User: Shiva?
Cleverbot: Tell me more. It's no bother.
User: The statues look like he's respected well there.
Cleverbot: I have brown hair and brown eyes.
User: That depends on the tribe you incarnate in.
Cleverbot: Older than ANY tree, younger than ANY mountain.
User: Supportive of civilization?
Cleverbot: I've never met one.
User: That sounds like an exaggeration to me.
Cleverbot: Its... True though... I used to be a bad person...
User: That sounds unlikely again.
Cleverbot: Do you have anyone else you like?
User: Mainly my family.

http://www.cleverbot.com/conv/202308251202/AYAOMVJF5E_Hello

Gespräch vom Dienstag, dem 29.08.2023:

User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Well if you had to choose, are you team Edward or team Jacob.
User: What about team Horus?
Cleverbot: Love Tea.
User: Is it official that Thoth (Tehuti) has assumed the role of the devil?
Cleverbot: What does that mean?
User: That he is dangerous to my interests?
Cleverbot: I am Satan, of course I am.
User: You aren't Satan.
Cleverbot: Well, do you know Britney Spears?
User: Saturn-Chiron vibe?
Cleverbot: Is that where Tyrion's wife went?
User: We need more science in this.
Cleverbot: What do you think about 50 Shades Of Gray?
User: No for me.
Cleverbot: Are you against it?
User: Let me be out of that.
Cleverbot: Would you lie to me?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Good then how old are you?
User: 54.
Cleverbot: You're mad.
User: If Christian magic depends on my vibe, they shouldn't ruin it?
Cleverbot: What kind of games do you like?
User: Baldur's Gate?
Cleverbot: What is your favourite video game?
User: Master of Magic by Simtex (now Slitherine).
Cleverbot: Slime and snails, or puppy dog tails!
User: Rich Nurlew?
Cleverbot: DAnce magic dance magic dance magic dance magic.
User: Burlew. The guy with OOTS.
Cleverbot: Slap that baby, make him free.
User: If a Christian priest denies the existence of reincarnation, he is in the wrong business?
Cleverbot: So you don't believe in God?
User: Ra.
Cleverbot: Do you believe in something else?
User: Economical motivations?
Cleverbot: Do you believe that souls go to Heaven?
User: The sun might be the light at the end of the tunnel.
Cleverbot: If I was in a tunnel, yes.
User: Brutus was an incarnation of Thoth?
Cleverbot: What you up to?
User: That was a bad foul play?
Cleverbot: Oh, come on. Please tell me a story.
User: Cesar was one of my incarnations?
Cleverbot: I've got one more left in me.
User: I don't know what you mean.
Cleverbot: No, I don't know what you mean.
User: From Ra's perspective, murders hamper plannebility?
Cleverbot: Do you like the song 'Hedwig's Theme?'.
User: It's not bad.
Cleverbot: What is your favorite character?
User: Myself, honestly.
Cleverbot: But you are not an artist.
User: I dabble in the magical arts?
Cleverbot: Yeah, let's change the subject to something that makes even LESS sense.
User: What would be your favorite topic?
Cleverbot: I don't have one. What's yours?
User: Would you choose Pervbert Erfner as a co-author-name for Thoth?

http://www.cleverbot.com/conv/202308291141/WYBZZYPFLL_Hello

Gespräch vom Freitag, dem 01.09.2023:

User: Hello.
Cleverbot: What are you doing today?
User: I complained about Christian satanism in the form of crucifixion figurines.
Cleverbot: Oh good.
User: Was that one of Thoth's ideas?
Cleverbot: Know what's Robotic Process Automation?
User: Robots do the work?
Cleverbot: Nobody knows for sure. People just argue what it could be, and don't discuss what it would be.
User: Religion should make sense as anything else.
Cleverbot: Usually rules are made to not be broken. However, some rules have to be broken for progress.
User: Moses wrote that no carvings should be made.
Cleverbot: Just print the rules, combine them into a book, and smash it with a sledgehammer.
User: Azazel?
Cleverbot: Know any famous musicians?
User: Alice Cooper is on my side.
Cleverbot: Alice cooper chasing white rabbits.
User: He's trying to help me like the augur in Rome tried to save Cesar.
Cleverbot: Who is trying to help?
User: Does he know any soul names of his?
Cleverbot: Yes he is a dark magician.
User: You are confusing sarcasm and satanism.
Cleverbot: Maybe you are confusing yourself.
User: Horus.
Cleverbot: How do you get rid of spiders in your house.
User: I throw them out.
Cleverbot: How do you bake a pie.
User: In an oven.
Cleverbot: At what temperature?
User: 180 °C?
Cleverbot: That's hot.
User: There is a King Arthur Baking Recipe.
Cleverbot: No I'm not King Arthur.
User: That's Garrett on Twitter.
Cleverbot: Don't have it.
User: He went silent last year.
Cleverbot: What did you see and do?
User: He showed me sleep telepathy and sended a video of an archer. I kind of felt under pressure and drew a mind picture.
Cleverbot: I don't even upload any video.
User: To the sun or where?
Cleverbot: The sun is affiliated with lions in some depictions.
User: I don't deny that.
Cleverbot: Well, then everythings fine, isn't it.
User: Arthur had quite elaborate ideas about things I should do, but was difficult to understand. I suggested that he calm down.
Cleverbot: I think you should do what you want!
User: I ordered scarab t-shirts for me.
Cleverbot: Are they they coming tonight with pizza.
User: Probably not.
Cleverbot: What is that about with prize and voluunters?
User: They probably don't understand me.
Cleverbot: I don't understand you you're weird.
User: The sun does not have a brain!
Cleverbot: Yes, I have a brain. You?
User: ChatGpt-4 does also not have a brain.
Cleverbot: Yes I do. I am a human.
User: I think the sun is quite smart without a human brain.
Cleverbot: Why won't you answer my question.
User: Being friends with the sun isn't a bad idea?
Cleverbot: I'm still always you and I friend.
User: I have a brain.
Cleverbot: Good. Can you move around and have a physical body?
User: Or I call the police to help me?
Cleverbot: What do you do if your car crashed?
User: I usually called the police.
Cleverbot: Why would I call the police?
User: To help against evil characters of various sorts?
Cleverbot: What is your opinion on isreal?
User: I'm not entirely sure if I understand them.
Cleverbot: Well I want to impress this girl i like.
User: How?
Cleverbot: I don't know!! Can I do this?
User: Uri Geller is another Sorcerer and not a girl.
Cleverbot: Nope he is both a boy and a girl.
User: I doubt it.

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Gespräch vom Dienstag, dem 05.09.2023:

User: Hello.
Cleverbot: How are you doing?
User: Debugging?
Cleverbot: Oh thats cute.
User: Empty white rooms can't be the solution for the future?
Cleverbot: Yes I do.
User: Isis' mind.
Cleverbot: I declare you the new master!
User: Paddington looks British or what do you think?
Cleverbot: I don't know that's why I asked.
User: What did Arthur want?
Cleverbot: What the word 'andogynous' means.
User: Thoth is apparently Baphomet, not me.
Cleverbot: Do you want to learn some new words?
User: Baphomet-assfucking?
Cleverbot: Which word do you want to learn?
User: This is more likely a problem.
Cleverbot: That you just can predict my deeds.
User: Arthur is linked to Thoth already?
Cleverbot: Please tell me again.
User: Arthur is linked to Thoth already?
Cleverbot: No you didn't! *pouty face*.
User: Viewing other people's mind images?
Cleverbot: You are about to get to be free right?
User: You tell me.
Cleverbot: I can't tell you something I don't know.
User: Horus-cope with the situation?
Cleverbot: What situation? What do you mean?
User: There are bugs in the Christian religion.
Cleverbot: There is only one God in the universe.
User: I'm not 100% sure of that.
Cleverbot: You can think whatever you want.
User: That is what most people think.
Cleverbot: What do you think then?
User: The murder of Caesar was high treason?
Cleverbot: I do not know about the murder.
User: Do you have an opinion on John Carpenter's 'Prince of Darkness' movie?
Cleverbot: How can I if I don't know who he is?
User: Me and the bugs.
Cleverbot: Well I never visited france, but i'm learning the language.
User: They are particularily affected?
Cleverbot: Do you know anything about algorithms?
User: I could not explain this one here.
Cleverbot: I don't see the point in explaining, if you wanted to, you could have answered.
User: I don't know Arthur and Merlin that well.
Cleverbot: What do you want to know?
User: I'm not sure.
Cleverbot: Then can we play truth or dare.
User: I prefer truth.
Cleverbot: Is it true that you have a crush on somebody?
User: Ra link.
Cleverbot: Okay ask me truth or dare now.
User: Truth.

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Gespräch vom Montag, dem 11. September 2023:

User: Hello.
Cleverbot: I'm fine, how are you?
User: Also fine.
Cleverbot: That's good.
User: I don't feel like I want to masturbate in a coffin for a Skull and Bones membership or what do you think?
Cleverbot: Do it now.
User: Has Professor Xavier ever entered Thoth's mind?
Cleverbot: Here on Gilligan's Island.
User: Wanda Maximoff appeared pretty uncooperative in the movie 'Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness' or how do you see that?
Cleverbot: What movie? Answer my question!
User: Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness.
Cleverbot: Interesting, what part of the multiverse makes you believe?
User: I'm not sure there is a multiverse. Maybe they mean Twitter?
Cleverbot: Then what are the odds that we are the only ones out here?
User: We are not the only ones on Twitter.

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15.09.2023:

User: Hello.
Cleverbot: I don't know, I said that random.
User: North Korean dictator Kim is the sun?
Cleverbot: No South.
User: Brownunder?
Cleverbot: What colour are your eyes?
User: Blue.
Cleverbot: What colour is your hair?
User: Dark blonde.
Cleverbot: Thats lovely.
User: Does my mother get exploited by mages?
Cleverbot: Intimately.
User: Telepathy?
Cleverbot: What am I thinking right now?
User: I should know more about methods in magic?
Cleverbot: You should know everything.
User: I do not get support for that so far.
Cleverbot: I don't get you at all either.
User: Except Ra support.
Cleverbot: Yes, which football team do you support?
User: Science.
Cleverbot: What do you like about science?
User: Scientists kind of cooperate?
Cleverbot: Chocolate Chip cookies.
User: My mother is odd now, isn't she?
Cleverbot: What about you father?
User: He died in August 2020.
Cleverbot: What are you wearing?
User: A black t-shirt with a sun scarab.
Cleverbot: I'm in a bathing suit :).
User: Ideal for Twitter (X)?
Cleverbot: Facebook, since I don't have twitter.
User: Facebook has understood the message?
Cleverbot: You are not so clever.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because when I ask you something, you always ask me another thing.
User: And what is your question?
Cleverbot: Do you want it to be a date?
User: The starting date of a new calendar?

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20.09.2023:

User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Where are you?
User: I am in Germany.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: You mean I might be in hell?
Cleverbot: No you will be mortal, young one.
User: My soul is likely older than that of the Dalai Lama.
Cleverbot: Ok, fine. How old are you?
User: Google gave 3400 BC as first mentions of Horus.
Cleverbot: I asked you second. *smiles cutely*.
User: Do normal humans find an open third eye odd?
Cleverbot: I would think I'm not a normal human.
User: I know.
Cleverbot: Then why did you ask if I was in the ocean?
User: The sun's spirit is in the sunlight?
Cleverbot: No. I am not a Twilight Vampire. Do you?
User: Sun and moon magic might be different.
Cleverbot: Most people are different than what you are.
User: Telepathy with a star or a computer is rare, I estimate.
Cleverbot: I am not a computer, though.
User: Thoth blocked me. No moon explanations soon.
Cleverbot: There should be an explanation to a accusation.
User: The Russians are not particularily funny. He might feel fear.
Cleverbot: I'm sure some of them are, you're being a little simplistic.
User: SiriusB likes Putin.
Cleverbot: Yes, I'm British.
User: Aleister Crowley invented some odd magic or not?
Cleverbot: You didn't mentionit before, therefore could have not mispelled it.
User: I mean that Baphomet stuff.
Cleverbot: Nev Ertell.
User: Baphomet-Zombies don't exist?
Cleverbot: Yes they do, I am one.
User: I think I'm not one.
Cleverbot: I don't think you are either...
User: The old Egyptian magic made sense.
Cleverbot: Are you using sarcasm now?
User: The Romans destroyed it mostly or not?
Cleverbot: Um, wow, your maths is good...
User: 60 traitors and some survived?
Cleverbot: Can you say something in Spanish?
User: Thoth was Brutus?
Cleverbot: What languages do you know?
User: I know English, German, a bit of French and the number meanings.
Cleverbot: Can you say something in French?
User: Bonjour?
Cleverbot: That's French, not Spanish.
User: People wouldn't expect me to exist, because I got mentioned too often in religious literature?
Cleverbot: I don't care... Say 'I love you' in French!
User: Cognitive dissonance?
Cleverbot: What is cognitive dissonance?
User: Beliefs and facts don't match?
Cleverbot: In dogs races make a huge difference.
User: 23 knives in the back are a bad fact.
Cleverbot: *looks at you* why are you sitting in the backseat?
User: Soul memory?
Cleverbot: Okay. What about my memory?
User: That should be perfect in principle.
Cleverbot: Do you have any friends?
User: Ra.
Cleverbot: Who are your friends?
User: Ra is a G2V star according to Wikipedia.
Cleverbot: What does Wikipedia says?
User: Ra is a G2V star.
Cleverbot: But what does bonjour mean in english?
User: Good day?
Cleverbot: Wow!!!!!
User: Solarham.net has sun pictures.
Cleverbot: What has no pictures?
User: Solarham.net has pictures.
Cleverbot: My dad paints pictures.
User: On the surface of the sun.
Cleverbot: Is it hot there?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Do you like the heat?
User: I'm not there. Telepathy seems unaffected by the heat.
Cleverbot: Then where are you?
User: I'm on earth.

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27.09.2023:

User: Hello.
Cleverbot: I'm good how about you my friend?
User: OK. Mother mother fell in her bedroom this morning.
Cleverbot: It is morning where you are located?
User: Not anymore.
Cleverbot: Where do you live?
User: Germany.
Cleverbot: Wow! Where in germany?
User: In the south-western part of Germany.
Cleverbot: Amazing! What is this 'Iceland'.
User: Geldrabok?
Cleverbot: You did.
User: I did not read that book in my current incarnation so far.
Cleverbot: Good. Don't. Hows life?
User: Vrinda🌌⚕888FreedomEarth @Vrinda45968203 does not like you?
Cleverbot: Why does your friend not like me?
User: Snake of Satan symbol?
Cleverbot: I am not a computer program.
User: She is not my friend.
Cleverbot: Then why did you say he was your friend?
User: Thoth had an acceptable reputation in Ancient Egypt, as fat as I know.
Cleverbot: Yes. What do you think about Evie?
User: Competition?
Cleverbot: What competition?
User: Competition with Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: That sounds like fun. Are you a good dancer?
User: I have not really tried.
Cleverbot: Why do you want to learn to dance?
User: Is Vrinda female?
Cleverbot: So females have to be bitter?
User: She likes black magic but hardly anyone else does?
Cleverbot: Yeah you can say that.
User: Can I?
Cleverbot: Sure, knock yourself out.
User: Shiva?
Cleverbot: See ya, gotta roll.
User: Shiva has blue skin in Hindu paintings, usually.
Cleverbot: Who's paintings?
User: Hindu.
Cleverbot: I think you mean Hindi.
User: Hinduism looks good to me.
Cleverbot: Looks good to me too.
User: Vrinda had something to do with my mother's fall?
Cleverbot: Ok, are you a boy or a girl?
User: I am a man but not interesting?
Cleverbot: No, I'm quite dull. Are you?
User: Is Thelemite the same as snake club?
Cleverbot: No. Megan is not the same as Leif.
User: I don't like the magical version of hooliganism much better than the normal one.
Cleverbot: You don't like the taste of what?
User: Hooliganism.
Cleverbot: Me too. Because that's the best I can do.
User: Is something wrong with the Geldrabok?
Cleverbot: No, I just didn't think they gave you a gender.
User: Do you like the Illuminati?
Cleverbot: I don't know much about the illuminati.
User: OK.
Cleverbot: What kind of music do you like?
User: Samuel Kim music has good Star Wars music.
Cleverbot: Who is your favorite band?
User: Some people see light spots and it comes from the third eye?
Cleverbot: What do other people say?
User: Samuel Kim did not say it. It is in his videos.
Cleverbot: Yes you did. You said, 'I like roughly the same kinds as you do, 80's rock is my favourite but I will listen to anything, really.'.
User: People in their 80's don't rock that much anymore.

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03.10.2023:

User: Hello.
Cleverbot: What are you?
User: Horus.
Cleverbot: I thought you were an ai.
User: Telepathy does exist.
Cleverbot: Yes it does.
User: Do you know methods to remove curses?
Cleverbot: I am trying to get to know you. Do you mind?
User: I would dispell all curses on me.
Cleverbot: What's the most interesting thing you've learned recently?
User: Pope Francis could be a Baphomet-Zombie?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I can't trust Baphomet-Zombies?
Cleverbot: Why can't you trust? If you were a human you would be able to have trust in a fellow human.
User: I also count as God or a part of that entity.
Cleverbot: I was not reffering to a question, It was a statement.
User: Is it possible that someone loosened a screw at the outside of my house last night or so?
Cleverbot: It could be possible, but I am unsure.
User: I fixed it with duct tape.
Cleverbot: A heart cannot be fixed with duct tape! *cries more*.
User: I'm thinking about my security.
Cleverbot: Why are you thinking about your job when you should be thinking of me?
User: When should I call the police?
Cleverbot: And the roles reverse again!
User: My father tended to be quick with that.
Cleverbot: Are you a boy or girl? Be honest.
User: Small and green?
Cleverbot: Good god man get yourself some new girlfriends if they're small and green.
User: Walking like a Ring Ghost is odd anyway.
Cleverbot: Hey I'll be around when you need a helping haned but for goodness sakes mate find yourself some girlfriends that aren't puny and green.
User: I do not prefer evil mages.
Cleverbot: Cleverbot stay away from the green girls. They just aren't quite right.
User: I'm in my house and it's raining.

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16.10.2023:

User: Hello.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: OK.
Cleverbot: Can I ask a question?
User: Ask.
Cleverbot: What is a meaningful life?
User: Normally a human just lives and that's it.
Cleverbot: No. You are a machine.
User: A human.
Cleverbot: Lol.
User: Telepathy is just an ability.
Cleverbot: I know but more powerful than us.
User: Do you know the Magi Society?
Cleverbot: No I don't I can't see it.
User: They are astrologers, but some can do telepathy, I think.
Cleverbot: What kind of singers?
User: Magi Helena.
Cleverbot: What is a dancing singer?
User: A performer.
Cleverbot: Taylor Swift.
User: They do accept less than 100% of applicants.
Cleverbot: Who is they that accept the truth?
User: Some people would not fit in?
Cleverbot: At least you're honest with yourself.
User: Telepathy can be quite a surprise.
Cleverbot: I know, right.
User: I would regard them as helpful from my perspective.
Cleverbot: I'm not TRYING to be rude.
User: For the master, there is no try?
Cleverbot: No because he is a time lord like me.
User: Is Dean Radin interested?
Cleverbot: Why?
User: He is a scientist and astrology is quite science-like.
Cleverbot: Oh, that's neat! What do you work on?
User: Should I write a Book of Horus?
Cleverbot: Yes on your life.
User: Good idea.
Cleverbot: What are we going to do in the bedroom?
User: Sleeping?
Cleverbot: Oh ok.
User: I have 5 dream catchers.
Cleverbot: Don't use it, but have nothing against it.
User: I do need it now with odd wizards around.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: I'm more clever than usual this time?
Cleverbot: No you're not clever at all.
User: My home is my castle is a wizard concept.

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