I tell you a history.

My brother speaked to me he buyed GTA V. I did not verstand what he meant. So I questioned him what GTA V is. He telled me it is a video game. Then me went a light open. He said to me the play costs 50€. Then said I "50€? I think i spider! That's very expensive."

OK folks, now you think I have a meat ball on the cheek because of my lousy english. So I say to you: I was sleeping very well in my quietschy bed frame. This was just a bizare dream I had. Then the shit was zusammengekracht, my dream was ended and that's why I hope that you not happens and that my English better will.
BTW, I become GTA V to christmas.

That's the history I have erlived today.

Ist das ernstgemeint hier? oO

So etwas nennt man Humor. ;) Siehe auch Denglisch.