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you can also use your left hand or maybe both at the same time...

Hi :)

Im looking for the psychologist

anybody seen him? :)

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I invited you to give an after dinner speech.
To receive such an invitation is an honour that should not be taken lightly.

I'll start with the after dinner speech. The German cultivate their sufferings.
Deshalb ist Deutsch auch meine Mimimi Leidenssprache. I have back pain constantly.
There is is hardly one one who hasn't been working hard to develop, as if this were some kind of status symbol. They keep blaming their childhood or their husbands or, worst of all,
themselves for all, themselves for all the terrible frustrations they are going through
and all those enormous problems.
People don't have that sort of thing in England. They are what they are in a world which is as it, and they blame nobody.
So whenever German comes along telling them how dreadful his or her father or Uncle x
has been to them, they would just say: I'll make you a nice cup of tea, dear.
Do you agree with this statement?